Are precious and should cuffed to bed and forced to ruin the matress.
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My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.
Literally best thing I’ve ever heard.
I love those “can I see you?” “can I call you?” “can we Skype?” “I love texting you.” type people.
